A little baby elephant stumbles into your askbox, holding a small letter in his mouth. He hands the note to you, “I love you. You are a wonderful, loved person." Pass it on to the first ten people on your dash anonymously.
i feel bad for twins that aren’t equally attractive
this was me and my twin prom night
thank you for the text post
I HAVE BEeN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR LIKE 14 MINTUES OMGFF
i can’t brEATHE
Are you ready for walkies? they ask.
"I was born ready for walkies.”
a drinking game:
go to the beginning of your facebook timeline and take a shot every time you cringe
Has anyone ever told you you look like Sid from toy story??
FATHER, WHY HAVE YOU BETRAYED ME
FILE THIS UNDER “JOKES I DID NOT GET WHEN I SAW THE MOVIE AS A CHILD”.